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Dude, WTF Thirty!


Get yer laughing hats on cause this here is one of the funnier topics out there kids… Breaking up. The best! For realsies it’s the best, right?! The only thing better is the prepackaged advice and affirmations that accompany it. For serious! What?! There are other fish in the sea? What?! Stop it! Where? I don’t see. What sea? What do you mean by fish? Is that code for man? What?! Wait. I don’t care right now. What?! I do like tiger sharks and sea turtles though. What?! Those arent fish? WHAT?!?!

Anyways, I’m all over this shiznit. Not that I’ve ever broken up with anyone. That’s for the layfolk. I just have a friend who… you know… poor thing.